About Ourselves
Funny Shizz was founded in New York City by a few dudes with larger than average….medulla oblongatas, who all had the desire to smile and even occasionally laugh. The sites intention was play first play second and to spread smiles and laughter to others through amusing content, good times and helpful advice. Still headquartered in NYC, Funny Shizz strives to tackle the international laughter market as they continue to grow. We will listen to people’s needs for laughter and good times as we always have, no matter how big Funny Shizz gets or how many tits we titty fuck.
Ben “Soft Taco” Jewjewbee
Ben is the co-author and editor and has as many as 24 illegitimate children, one for every hour of the day. Although it may seem as though he works on it full time, he actually is employed at a real job so that he can pay down the many alimony fees compiled from so many children out of wedlock.
He would appreciate it if all women, attractive or not will give him blowies while he watches Extreme Couponing. He also enjoys reading philosophical literature in a candle light bathtub as well as listening to Dr Dre’s ‘Ring Ding Dong’.
Email him at ben (at) funnyshizz (dot) com if you think he’s sexy & you want his body.
Naph “Sweet Nectar” Blowmestein
Nate is the co-author and editor of this blog and owns a quaint apartment with an extra fart closet. The extra closet space shows how caring Nate really is because he lets hoards of underprivileged neighborhood children come in and use it after they stop by Benny’s Burritos.
What is a fart closet you ask? A fart closet is an extra small room in most modern housing units that has specialized piping that leads outside the buildings premises. It is primarily used to capture flatulence that would have otherwise entered the olfactory of the house guests. It is secondarily used for DVD collections, archery practice and large scale snap-bracelet collections.
Email Nate (at) FunnyShizz (dot) com if you need to talk about politics or if you are in the east village and are in desperate need of a quite farting facility.
