Overland Park, Kansas Jack Delaney, 42, of Overland Park, Kansas, an affluent suburb of Kansas City was rocked by news Tuesday that he has 40 years to live following a routine colonoscopy. “Frankly, I am shocked by the news.” Delaney, an executive with the Sprint Telecom company, had gone to see his proctologist for the routine procedure a few years earlier than the general recommendation
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Do you remember nine years ago when the terrorists put some effort into blowing us up. Well now it seems that they have just gotten lazy. Doesn’t Delta fly from Yemen? They are going to try and get us with a plane from an airline that sounds like one of those dudes we are chasing through Afghanistan. At the very least, go with someone we trust a little, like British Airways or something.
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You may think of Bill Gates and Warren Buffet as two of the most wealthy men in the world. And if you do, you are absolutely right, they most definitely are, just check out Forbes Magazine! But the way they may have acquired their last couple billion might surprise you. FunnyShizz has reliable information from one of our high-end undercover informants that Bill Gates, the creator of Microsoft, and Warren Buffet, the greatest investor of all time…
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Dallas, TX – After committing his first in a series of serial rapes across the globe in 1987, Waldo Janikowski, 48, was finally apprehended yesterday at Dallas Fort-Worth International Airport attempting to check in for a for a flight from Dallas to Paris, France. Janikowski had been at large for the past 23 years and his unknown whereabouts sparked a worldwide search … [More Shizz]
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In the latest example of a wide receiver lashing out against his own team, Denver Broncos’ wide receiver Kenny McKinley was found dead in his home after an apparent suicide. McKinnley, who was out for the season after recent knee surgery, was found with a gunshot wound to the face. The second year player out of the University of South Carolina had a promising future. … [More Shizz]
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The two have met head to head countless times, but always with the same result. Paper beating rock, and rather handily for that matter. It was not until late last night in Madison, Wisconsin in the Sigma Epsilon fraternity house that Rock would be triumphant over Paper.
The game plan for Paper had remained the same for… [More Shizz]
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