Nice Little Wednesday
This one comes from our boys over at Portal-A. A new take on Ice Cube’s Today was a Good Day fast forwarded to 2011 in San Fran at a start up. Please enjoy and give ‘the hump day’ the love it deserves…
Read More »Posts categorized under ‘Random Thoughts’
4/20 Statistics
A little reflection on 4/20. It’s Hitler’s Birthday and the day 2 kids in suburban Denver made it really awkward for my office to order lunch from here. It’s also the day that people toke a lot more refer than they usually do, and considering that everyone over the age of 12 blazes these days, it’s only fitting that NYC public schools are on vacation for this.
Read More »Gehrig Didn’t Earn His Disease
While this story may be old news by some standards, it’s boring enough that we doubt you heard of it. Plus we really don’t follow the “standards” anyway because at the Funny Shizz offices things tend to run slightly behind schedule, mostly cause we’re too busy having sex with tons of hot chicks, not reading newspapers. It has however just come to our attention that former baseball great, Lou Gehrig, may not have actually died of Lou Gehrig’s disease. We kid you not, it was in Time magazine for christsake.
Read More »Black Listed From a Good Month
As quickly as it came it went, no not us in the middle of the night after a quickie, another month commemorating black history. It just cruised right past us this year right? No, it just cruises by every year, and the boys at Funny Shizz are certainly not going to let this happen again without making a stink. We can’t help but feel that our 3 black friends have really been getting the shaft. Read on and you will find that the facts prove February was not created equally.
Read More »J-Shore Meets Charlie Brown
If any of you are still watching Jersey Shore, you know that other than making a statement about strong work ethic and perseverance in the face of adversity, the show’s unspoken underlying message is all about love. From all the long term relationships of MVP (Mike, Vinny and Pauly) to Snooki and whatever dude dares to touch her snatch next. But all of their love combined with the rest of the cast…
Read More »Let Me See That Tootsie Roll
Remember the old front yard interracial dance offs as a kid? Neither do we. We only remember Coke and Pepsi wars at the barmitzvahs. But no matter what town you grew up in or where you live now this type of battle is epic and needs to be seen. So we present to you, Fatty McFatFat (aka the kid from Bad(-der) Santa) Vs. Stephane’s Brother Steven in the Dance Battle of the Week. Please please please, note the “Spider” move
Read More »“What is Internet Anyway”
Boy, has the world changed since 1994. As Bryant Gumbel and Katie Couric try to figure out what the ” ‘A’ with the ring around it” (the @ symbol) means, we contemplated the pre-90′s world, a terrible place where masturbation was most often carried out through use of magazines and video cassettes and even in some extreme situations, through the art of the human imagination. It is simply remarkable to think of a time when people would need to conjure up their own mental image of a barely legal teen
Read More »Queefing at the Urinal
There are rules for etiquette abound, they range the gamut of situations. We learn these social norms in a variety of ways, from what your mom told you, “Always clean your underwear if you shit yourself” to personal experiences which tell you that you will get a look if you clean out your ears with the end of a pen or that you will get a rape charge if you use bondage the first time you hook-up with a girl. From the bedroom to the boardroom, we consciously and unconsciously learn and follow these rules.
Read More »Don’t Shoot The Messenger
AOL actually does still exist. We at FunnyShizz have proof! The mother of one of the Shizz members regularly hears that iconic, “You’ve got mail!” every time she logs on to check her electronic-mail. Don’t forget where you came from. You may be g-mailing and whatnot now, but there was a time in your life when you were trolling the chat rooms giving an Age/Sex check upon entry. Give respect, and Don’t Shoot The Instant Messenger!
Read More »Shitty Scenes
We at Funny Shizz have seen many of the movies that are likely to be topping the Oscar Nominations including True Grit, Inception, The Social Network and Somewhere. These movies are all quality flicks, they all have many positive qualities in common including that they are entertaining, dramatic, well-written, superbly acted, and make you sound more intelligent if you talk about having seen them at a cocktail party. There is another thing that they have in common…
Read More »