In the latest example of a wide receiver lashing out against his own team, Denver Broncos’ wide receiver Kenny McKinley was found dead in his home after an apparent suicide. McKinnley, who was out for the season after recent knee surgery, was found with a gunshot wound to the face. The second year player out of the University of South Carolina had a promising future. … [More Shizz]
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The two have met head to head countless times, but always with the same result. Paper beating rock, and rather handily for that matter. It was not until late last night in Madison, Wisconsin in the Sigma Epsilon fraternity house that Rock would be triumphant over Paper.
The game plan for Paper had remained the same for… [More Shizz]
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We at Funny Shizz have a love-hate relationship with our penis. We love how our penis makes us feel. We love what our penis can do for us. We love that our penis can protect us. We wish that Antonio was a little bigger, but you know what, you can’t have everything, cause heck; at least he is a good sailor.
Despite all the good things that our penis does for us, we are little scared of him. He definitely
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Franklin Best, 27, of Seattle remains confused 20 days after the original compliment was given to him by an anonymous female in the early morning hours of August 21, 2010. Mr. Best, who went out with co-workers to the Pike Brewing company in downtown Seattle met an anonymous female early in the night. Mr. Best described the female as, “a cute girl, with a decent face but a really dope body
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It is now the third week of September, and you all know what that means. It is officially Penis Week here at Funny Shizz. This is a very important week for us, it’s our time to pay homage to the greatest ‘member’ of our posse, to give respect to the part of the human anatomy that is responsible for us all, and the opportunity to exercise our God given right to talk about cock and/or balls for a few days.
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Hello fellow 90210 party-ers, thanks for joining us over at our new home. To answer your questions, yes, we are sad that the party is over, and yes we are sad we didn’t get blowies, but no, that does not mean that the fun has to end. Happiness is going to continue right here on this blog with a variety of thought provoking insights meant to keep you laughing your balls off (or ovaries off, we don’t discriminate)