Rick Perry Makes a Great Point

You don’t need to sit in a pew, ever, to know that you can’t argue with this dude.  Check out this video, the argument that he makes is fucking airtight.

 

 

We at FunnyShizz think that Dick has a point.  It’s not like being a certain religion is a choice.  Do you think that the FunnyShizz gang was born with an uncircumcised penis only to have it cut off by some Rabbi?  Nah man, that shit came cut!  And do you think that we were born cheap as fuck, asking people to split the check evenly because we didn’t sub-out the fries for onion rings?  Fuck nah, it’s been like that since birth.  So the point is, we were fucking born Jewish and it ain’t no choice!  Just like Mr. O’Leary didn’t have the choice to not use birth control and have 18 kids, and Nawaf al-Hazmi didn’t have the choice to perform Jihad.  Mother fuckers had it in their DNA.  So, if we can’t stop people from being openly gay simply because we’re supposed to believe they were born that way, then we can’t stop people from expressing their religion. They were born that way!  Perry for Prez, 2012!